"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
- Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated

"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
- Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery [[***teehee!]]

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

When everything's coming your way...you're in the wrong lane.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.